Paul "The She Rock" Hurrman

Sun, 19 Sep 2004 10:36:43 GMT

EAT MORE FIBER!

SUPPORT OUR POOPS!

Tue, 13 Jul 2004 09:14:02 GMT

Ladies and gentlemen, I would just like to say that I love Marie Callender pies.

I have not always learned to appreciate desserts the way I should. But maybe that was because the desserts always left me wanting something more. Not so with Marie Callender. She is amazing.

Sometimes pies think they are pregnant when you've only dryhumped them. Some pies are also dumb bitches. Usually these two traits go hand in hand. Marie Callender is different and I love her for it.

That is all.

kekekekekekee OPHICIAL

Fri, 02 Apr 2004 00:06:57 GMT

Sup dudes.

I have a girlfriend now.oneoneone

FUN
FUN
FUN

HAWT.

Tue, 02 Mar 2004 20:05:16 GMT

I AM A GIANT ASS WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR!!!

</maequee>

You talk way to much....no for real you do...

Thu, 26 Feb 2004 10:18:10 GMT

Screaming never gets you anywhere...need to remember that...

Man I love Chappelle's show, its AMAZING!!!

Tomorrow is Bellingham...FUN FUN FUN!!!!!!!!!!

man I never thought I would be saying this...I really do like the strokes...

band practice tomorrow...YAH!!!

Peace

Paul

Paul beat me at my own parody game ;_;

THIS AIM CONVERSATION IS FUNNY GUYS

Sun, 22 Feb 2004 01:45:16 GMT

buildthebob: i am confused
beastofexmoor: Howso
buildthebob: andy needs to learn to delete
beastofexmoor: Just leave it, its turning out funny
buildthebob: he he he
beastofexmoor: Liface posted some asian dude ^_^
buildthebob: awesome
beastofexmoor: Can you log in yet?
buildthebob: ya i am still logged in
beastofexmoor: cool
beastofexmoor: Now don't post
buildthebob: yes i wont
buildthebob: i learned fast
beastofexmoor: That post would've been terrible anyway
beastofexmoor: Jon just posted in your thread
beastofexmoor: Check it out
buildthebob: whats his name
beastofexmoor: you'll see it
buildthebob: i saw yours
beastofexmoor: don't worry
beastofexmoor: You can't miss it
beastofexmoor: NOW CLOSE YOUR THREAD
buildthebob: wow jon that was mean
beastofexmoor: No
beastofexmoor: It was funny as hell
beastofexmoor: :)
beastofexmoor: Ok andy
beastofexmoor: God to the top of the thread
buildthebob: yes it was funny
beastofexmoor: right above the POST/REPLY buttons there's a box called "THREAD OPTIONS"
buildthebob: i acttually cant stay in my chair i am on the floor and my chest hurts
beastofexmoor: CLOSE THREAD
buildthebob: is it gone now
beastofexmoor: OK?
beastofexmoor: Yes thank god
beastofexmoor: Well, congrats Mr. Lonzo

you said that you just got out of school, what i did was i moved to another county and i was excused and then i said because of my school loans and credit card debt jury duty would drive me into bankruptcy, also there is a spot on your form asking if you know a law enforcement officer say yes and if you have ever been party to a law suit or have a direct family member who has if your able to answer yes to that it may be able to help your case on getting out of duty.

personally jury duty sounds fun but due to circumstances i found out how to get out of it cause all the above things where true for me.

Andy requested that I make fun of paul for posting about mix CDs so instead I chose to make fun of Andy for posting boring AIM conversations and making senseless threads on messageboards instead of replying to the existing thread.

buildthebob: i hate you
buildthebob: no i rerally hate you

Tue, 17 Feb 2004 03:39:18 GMT

I also would like to say that asking girls for a kiss the first time you meet them will never ever ever result in them thinking you're creepy. never. nope. not. ever.

Also:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bobdylan/159008.html

I A M P A U L

Tue, 17 Feb 2004 03:29:02 GMT

I HAVE HEARD TO GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF AND IT IS TOLD UNTO ME THE PROPHET OF LIVEJOURNAL THAT DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE HAS BEEN BURIED SIX FEET UNDER GROUND THANK GOD!!!!!111oneoneoneoneoneoneone

(..one)

i will celebrate this event by coming out of my ben gibbard closet.

PS: I FOUND A SCARF NI THERE ^__^

Sorry, but I have too..

Thu, 12 Feb 2004 10:12:21 GMT

Me + The Drive By Truckers Bassist = True love forever!!!!1

P dizzle

Paul

PS: I feel guilty for not giving Josh the poster I got at the show because he's really a much bigger fan than I am and he got me into the band..

in ter net

Mon, 09 Feb 2004 11:58:51 GMT

I do not find the internet funny.

Please do not leave funny comments I will be deleting them.

Also, I owe everyone a punch in the face.

that is all

You know what was a great movie?

Grease.

Paul v. XP

The jjoookee isn't funny anymoorre...

Mon, 09 Feb 2004 11:27:17 GMT

What a funny joke

No seriously guys, this parody journal is funny..

I mean I am laughing

Its soo funny guys, seriously..

Seriously guys this is sooo funny and you are sooo witty to have made this.

I mean no seriously this is the funniest thing since jesus was put on the cross for our sings.

Really. No. You're funny I mean it.

No seriously its so clever.

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Fleece.

Paul v. 2.0

Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:48:29 GMT

Hermannisyourman: btw
Hermannisyourman: your a fucking asshole
beastofexmoor: :-D
Hermannisyourman: and I am going to fucking punch you in the face
Hermannisyourman: no kidding
Hermannisyourman: I am going
Hermannisyourman: too
Hermannisyourman: so fuck you
Hermannisyourman: again and I hope you fucking die
beastofexmoor: Save it for LJdrama.org

(Blocked at this point and moved to parody name)

hermannismoran: Why all the hate???
Hermannisyourman: fuck you
Hermannisyourman: fuck you
Hermannisyourman: I am serious Josh
Hermannisyourman: fuck you
Hermannisyourman: your a fucking asshole
hermannismoran: PUNK'D!
Hermannisyourman: and i hope I never see you again
Hermannisyourman: you gone too far
hermannismoran: Dude.. You can dish out the asshole, but you cannot take it
Hermannisyourman: fuck y
Hermannisyourman: you
Hermannisyourman: I never have done anythinglike this
Hermannisyourman: you are the same fucking way
Hermannisyourman: Josh
Hermannisyourman: you know what
Hermannisyourman: you need to realize
Hermannisyourman: you can't always treat me like shit
Hermannisyourman: you understand
Hermannisyourman: you don't/never cared
Hermannisyourman: seriously
Hermannisyourman: you are a fucking asshole
Hermannisyourman: and this proves it
Hermannisyourman: I wasn't/not in the mood for you making fun of me all the time
hermannismoran: I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU DAD
(Double dog blocked!)

I really like that part where I quote that anti-drug commercial.

No seriously josh adams is an asshole.
No I mean seriously he is completely and utterly asshole a sexcellent fantasticism

Peace in the middle of canadian tribal waters

Paul v. 2.0

Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:18:22 GMT

Singer/Songwriter is the new butt rock.

Yes friends, it is true!

You see, both are really egotistical manifestations of overcompensation for sub-average genitals.

sexcellent.

Peace

Paul