September 19th, 2004

Time: 03:36 am

( EAT MORE FIBER )

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July 13th, 2004

Time: 02:14 am

Ladies and gentlemen, I would just like to say that I love Marie Callender pies. I have not always learned to appreciate desserts the way I should. But maybe that was because the desserts always left me wanting something more. Not so with Marie Callender. She is amazing. Sometimes pies think they are pregnant when you've only dryhumped them. Some pies are also dumb bitches. Usually these two traits go hand in hand. Marie Callender is different and I love her for it. That is all.

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April 1st, 2004

Subject: kekekekekekee OPHICIAL Time: 04:16 pm

Sup dudes. I have a girlfriend now.oneoneone FUN FUN FUN HAWT.

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March 2nd, 2004

Time: 12:06 pm

I AM A GIANT ASS WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR!!! </maequee>

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February 26th, 2004

Current Music: theSTROKESthe Subject: You talk way to much....no for real you do... Time: 02:18 am

Screaming never gets you anywhere...need to remember that... Man I love Chappelle's show, its AMAZING!!! Tomorrow is Bellingham...FUN FUN FUN!!!!!!!!!! man I never thought I would be saying this...I really do like the strokes... band practice tomorrow...YAH!!! Peace Paul ( Read more... )

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February 21st, 2004

Current Music: Toby Keith - I Love This Bar (OMG SONGS SO GOOD GUYS, WHY ARE YOU ALL LAUGHING?!?) Subject: THIS AIM CONVERSATION IS FUNNY GUYS Time: 05:45 pm Current Mood: WAIT A SECOND, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE PAUL NOT ANDY!?!?!

buildthebob: i am confused beastofexmoor: Howso buildthebob: andy needs to learn to delete beastofexmoor: Just leave it, its turning out funny buildthebob: he he he beastofexmoor: Liface posted some asian dude ^_^ buildthebob: awesome beastofexmoor: Can you log in yet? buildthebob: ya i am still logged in beastofexmoor: cool beastofexmoor: Now don't post buildthebob: yes i wont buildthebob: i learned fast beastofexmoor: That post would've been terrible anyway beastofexmoor: Jon just posted in your thread beastofexmoor: Check it out buildthebob: whats his name beastofexmoor: you'll see it buildthebob: i saw yours beastofexmoor: don't worry beastofexmoor: You can't miss it beastofexmoor: NOW CLOSE YOUR THREAD buildthebob: wow jon that was mean beastofexmoor: No beastofexmoor: It was funny as hell beastofexmoor: :) beastofexmoor: Ok andy beastofexmoor: God to the top of the thread buildthebob: yes it was funny beastofexmoor: right above the POST/REPLY buttons there's a box called "THREAD OPTIONS" buildthebob: i acttually cant stay in my chair i am on the floor and my chest hurts beastofexmoor: CLOSE THREAD buildthebob: is it gone now beastofexmoor: OK? beastofexmoor: Yes thank god beastofexmoor: Well, congrats Mr. Lonzo you said that you just got out of school, what i did was i moved to another county and i was excused and then i said because of my school loans and credit card debt jury duty would drive me into bankruptcy, also there is a spot on your form asking if you know a law enforcement officer say yes and if you have ever been party to a law suit or have a direct family member who has if your able to answer yes to that it may be able to help your case on getting out of duty. personally jury duty sounds fun but due to circumstances i found out how to get out of it cause all the above things where true for me. ( Did I do it right, Andy? )

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February 16th, 2004

Current Music: Death Cab For Booty oh el Time: 07:41 pm Current Mood: content

I also would like to say that asking girls for a kiss the first time you meet them will never ever ever result in them thinking you're creepy. never. nope. not. ever. Also: http://www.livejournal.com/community/bobdylan/159008.html

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Current Music: The Postal Cervix Subject: I A M P A U L Time: 07:31 pm Current Mood: cucumber

I HAVE HEARD TO GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF AND IT IS TOLD UNTO ME THE PROPHET OF LIVEJOURNAL THAT DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE HAS BEEN BURIED SIX FEET UNDER GROUND THANK GOD!!!!!111oneoneoneoneoneoneone (..one) i will celebrate this event by coming out of my ben gibbard closet. PS: I FOUND A SCARF NI THERE ^__^

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February 12th, 2004

Subject: Sorry, but I have too.. Time: 02:14 am

Me + The Drive By Truckers Bassist = True love forever!!!!1 P dizzle Paul PS: I feel guilty for not giving Josh the poster I got at the show because he's really a much bigger fan than I am and he got me into the band..

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February 9th, 2004

Current Music: Deltron 3030 - 3030 Subject: in ter net Time: 03:56 am Current Mood: annoyed

I do not find the internet funny. Please do not leave funny comments I will be deleting them. Also, I owe everyone a punch in the face. that is all You know what was a great movie? Grease. Paul v. XP

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Current Music: NOT FAGGY ALT. COUNTRY THIS IS ROCK AND ROL BITCH!!!!!11 Subject: The jjoookee isn't funny anymoorre... Time: 03:25 am Current Mood: Lake Stevensed

What a funny joke No seriously guys, this parody journal is funny.. I mean I am laughing Its soo funny guys, seriously.. Seriously guys this is sooo funny and you are sooo witty to have made this. I mean no seriously this is the funniest thing since jesus was put on the cross for our sings. Really. No. You're funny I mean it. No seriously its so clever. HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Fleece. Paul v. 2.0

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February 8th, 2004

Time: 09:46 pm

Hermannisyourman: btw Hermannisyourman: your a fucking asshole beastofexmoor: :-D Hermannisyourman: and I am going to fucking punch you in the face Hermannisyourman: no kidding Hermannisyourman: I am going Hermannisyourman: too Hermannisyourman: so fuck you Hermannisyourman: again and I hope you fucking die beastofexmoor: Save it for LJdrama.org (Blocked at this point and moved to parody name) hermannismoran: Why all the hate??? Hermannisyourman: fuck you Hermannisyourman: fuck you Hermannisyourman: I am serious Josh Hermannisyourman: fuck you Hermannisyourman: your a fucking asshole hermannismoran: PUNK'D! Hermannisyourman: and i hope I never see you again Hermannisyourman: you gone too far hermannismoran: Dude.. You can dish out the asshole, but you cannot take it Hermannisyourman: fuck y Hermannisyourman: you Hermannisyourman: I never have done anythinglike this Hermannisyourman: you are the same fucking way Hermannisyourman: Josh Hermannisyourman: you know what Hermannisyourman: you need to realize Hermannisyourman: you can't always treat me like shit Hermannisyourman: you understand Hermannisyourman: you don't/never cared Hermannisyourman: seriously Hermannisyourman: you are a fucking asshole Hermannisyourman: and this proves it Hermannisyourman: I wasn't/not in the mood for you making fun of me all the time hermannismoran: I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU DAD (Double dog blocked!) I really like that part where I quote that anti-drug commercial. No seriously josh adams is an asshole. No I mean seriously he is completely and utterly asshole a sexcellent fantasticism Peace in the middle of canadian tribal waters Paul v. 2.0

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Current Music: The The's - the the the the the the the the the Time: 09:16 pm Current Mood: emo

Singer/Songwriter is the new butt rock. Yes friends, it is true! You see, both are really egotistical manifestations of overcompensation for sub-average genitals. sexcellent. Peace Paul

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